Monday, 22 December 2008
Thursday, 18 December 2008
What a terrific year it's been for Patio Industries.
The company has enjoyed sustained growth in all markets quarter-on-quarter for the first time in its history, so I’d like to take this opportunity to look back on 2008 and everything that happened.
The year started well with Kinky Ringtone’s unforgettable single Don’t Stop the Music; it Isn’t All That Late By Most People’s Standards, Especially for a Saturday storming clubs from Shoreditch High Street to Old Street. This generated some much-needed publicity for the label and gave us our first underground hit since The Bipolar Bears’ track No Ecstasy (You’re Not My Brother; I’ve Never Met You Before) way back in the 3rd summer of love, 1998.
Spring saw the much-anticipated release of The Gay Deceivers’ Best Of compilation, reminding us of gems such as Shit Ur Titz Off, It’s the Gay Deceivers!!! and Peter. With 2008 being such a big year for reunion tours, I’m sure it’s only a matter of time before we can coax the boys back together. I heard that Davy Gay’s cheese crop failed this year, so he may need those nostalgia dollars! Just kidding, Davy’s doing fine.
On a personal note, this year also saw the birth of my first child, back in July. I’m pleased to say that little Sally Ram has grown into a stout young thing and with her impressive vocal chords, we’ll make a screamo-punk out of her yet! Just kidding, I would hate that.
2008 was also a big year for our label super-group The Patio Set. The brainchild of a late night on the Kahlua for me and Gary John, The Patio Set brought together members of four of our less successful acts – The Hipster Slacks, Art Deco Gecko, The Council of Despair and Sable Corndog – and pushed them through the door marked ‘Prog’. We’re very proud of what The Patio Set have achieved this year and look forward to them actually recording something sometime next year.
Last week’s Seasonal Festive Celebration at the Boom Bar rounded the year off in fine Patio Industries style, with a really stonking DJ set from Alan Allah Mode, and even a few tracks chosen by Yours Truly.
So in summary, thanks for all your hard work this year, and let’s look forward to a profitable 2009! As you know, my door is always open to those with a scheduled appointment and Sarah and I would love to see any of you for a glass of port over the holidays.
Sir Michael Ram
Wednesday, 17 December 2008
1. TV on the Radio - Dear Science
The sound of post 9/11 urban alienation mixed with hope for a brighter future after Bush, apparently.
Or is it just some great guitar music that you can also dance to? I like this a lot, especially the line about having "the mirror call the cops" because things have got so damn nasty in the bedroom. However, I've only had it for a month, unlike the other records on this list, so may get bored of it yet.
2. My Bloody Valentine – Loveless
I discovered this in March, on the back of the reunion hype and it made my listening year. Ironic since the live show nearly destroyed my hearing. Never take a macho approach to ear-plugs.
3. Deerhoof - Offend Maggie
This is the first Deerhoof album I've heard. Other people seem underwhelmed by it, but I think it's great, especially 'My Purple Past'. I quite like her stupid child voice as well. Much more so than Joanna Newsom. Amazing drum sound, drum fans.
4. Man Man - Rabbit Habits
Saw Man Man do a great show at ATP this year. Unfortunately left it early to catch the underwhelming show by my number 5 choice. This album has so much life and sense of fun, that it gives me more of a lift than any number of tic-tacs. And right in the middle of the xylophone and trombone vaudeville mayhem, there's Doo Right, a wonderful throaty love song.
5. Vampire Weekend
Well it's on everyone else's lists so it MUST be good. Right?
As a friend put it, Vampire Weekend are the Kula Shaker of 2008.___________________________________________________
I hope that's enriched your experiences of those records, and just maybe opened some doors you might never have even found. Just a guy trying to make a difference.
Tuesday, 16 December 2008
Hang on. Where's Sean? And why are the French windows open? - it's winter for chrissakes. Is that the car starting?
Monday, 15 December 2008
Wednesday, 3 December 2008
If you want to get in cheaper follow this link and print out the flyer, bring it to the gig and show it to the person working the door. http://www.smokycarrot.com/img/flyers/SCS-5th-Dec.gif
Some of may've forgotten what we look like or if you're remotely interested, here's a few picture's of our faces taken whilst we were recording our demo the other week. The songs from these very productive and fulfilling recordings can now be found on our myspace.
Tuesday, 2 December 2008
Friday, 28 November 2008
Tuesday, 25 November 2008
Monday, 17 November 2008
Thursday, 6 November 2008
Patio people are:
Responsive to customers.
and focus relentlessly on delivering results ...
Monday, 3 November 2008
pLEASE SEE BELOW FOR A SNEAK PREVIEW OF THE ARTWORK FOR OUR FORTHCOMING DEMO cd.
Tuesday, 28 October 2008
Monday, 13 October 2008
We chose Vomit. See www.myspace.com/patioset for the animated version. Best leave it a few days due to laziness.
Thursday, 9 October 2008
We're on at 11pm. We're playing with a bunch of other bands. I think we're second to last. Or main support. Basically, the best slot in the whole evening.
Tuesday, 30 September 2008
Wednesday, 24 September 2008
We're going to be headlining so this may mean a later night than usual for some of you reserved types.
Tuesday, 16 September 2008
Friday, 12 September 2008
Friday, 5 September 2008
How many incompetent musicians does it take to put up a mic stand?
Band of the damned
With our host the lovely Richard
You can take them out of Medway... (Lauren, Hazel and Ross)
No idea when we'll be on, but we'll let you know.
Please print off a flyer for £4 entry. Bargain.
We supported Pete Doherty at the Rhythm Factory. There was a barrier to keep back the throng. There was a throng. Some people danced and jumped about. The ends of songs were greeted not just with clapping and low whistles, but with cheering. Our cds were snapped up and there weren't enough for demand.
So, despite the fact he has no idea he did it, we're pretty grateful to P.DididdyOherty for giving us our first shot of playing a big(ish) crowd. In fact it was ace promoter Vis the Spoon who gave us the shot, but had Pete not decided to play these low key gigs, the opportunity wouldn't have been there anyway. So thanks Pete, thanks Vis the Spoon, and may it be the foundation on which a spectacular patio is laid.
PS Photos to follow