Friday, 4 December 2009


Forget all the other posts about shops.


You still by stuff from the bigcartel but the bandcamp thing is alot better.

Monday, 2 November 2009

More purchasable stuff

With all things tape these days we thought we'd jump on the band wagon. Available here from the patio shop.

Monday, 19 October 2009

Saaaaaaaaaafe Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaate.

We're playing at Notting Hill Arts Club on Wednesday evening. For free!!!

Pass me the laughing gas, this is utter chronic. Propa Nawty.


Tuesday, 6 October 2009


On Wednesday the 14th October.

We're on at 9pm.


Thursday, 27 August 2009


Here are some of our older songs in a format you can own and cherish.

We’ve recently finished mixing and mastering some new stuff which is going to be floating around in various formats. Definitely on the myspace and the bigcartel site.

So check the site for other stuff we might decide to make and give to people.

Monday, 17 August 2009

Our night!

We're putting on another night with Scene not Herd! YEAH

Friday, 31 July 2009


We've been recording.

It will probably sound like this

but mixed with this

and each one will be delivered in one of these

Thursday, 30 July 2009


I was supposed to put this up a while ago. Oooh it's only a bit of fun but what is key here, is that we had our name in the fire hazard that is the London Lite. Which puts us up there with Peaches Geldoff and Girls Aloud. Which is something to really brag about.


Thursday, 23 July 2009

Listen up

We did a takeover of the Smalltown America podcast recently, playing a few of our songs and a few we like. Have a listen here

Thursday, 2 July 2009

and this please

and to come on Saturday please or we'll duff y'up or soming.



Tuesday, 30 June 2009

4th July Brixton BBQ

Smalltown America Records have kindly asked us to play at their BBQ this Saturday. I think we're on last or headlining. A bit like Neil Young and Bruce Springstien did during Glastonbury at the weekend. Here's the flyer.

Sunday, 21 June 2009

Wednesday, 10 June 2009


This is our night. Come to it.

Wednesday, 8 April 2009

The A3

We're going on tour!

For two nights, from London to Guildford then back to London again. Big time.

On Good Friday we're playing at the Boiler Room in Guildford.
On Easter Saturday we're playing at the Willmington Arms in Farringdon.

And some nice words



Sunday, 15 March 2009


We don't post enough needless crap on this. Not that this is needless crap. It isn't. I like it a lot.

Tuesday, 3 February 2009


At The Legion on Old St. We're on at 9:50.


Sunday, 1 February 2009

Patio Cafe Orchestra

Ric off of that Artrocker website asked us to write a little feature about a band what influenced us. We did. Here it be:

Monday, 26 January 2009

Beet Roots and Leaves

Check out these cheeky snaps of PatioSetUK's featured reader's wife, Gareth John.

He'll be telling you a little bit about how to make Beetroot Soup. Needless to say he can beet/beat our soup whenever he wants. ROFL. Or our roots for that matter.

(having only taken photos of the second half of my venture, you will have to imagine the first half. I've also forgotten the ingredients, so you'll have to imagine those too)

So, by now you will be boiling your ingredients over a heat with water on them.

Ensure that they remain so.

Take out your pickled gherkins and, bear with me...


Stir in with GOATS' CHEESE until the two are mixed.

It looks shit, but that's cos I ain't got a good camera. In the light of day the rich, anaemic greens of the gherkins and the dull grey of the cheese are a feast for the eyes. Not just the stomach.

Return to your hot canister of INGREDIENTS and turn the hot air underneath it off.

Put it in one of these and, at this point, forget to take anyt photographs. This will ensure that the most exciting part of your evening (read: week) will not be documented.

The lid of your thing should look like this

Then simply pour it all in to nice Ikea bowls that your landlord bought and put the weird cheese and gherkin thing in.

Cloak your soup in shadow and consume with what looks like the end of a snooker cue.

I hope this helps!!!