Wednesday, 8 April 2009

The A3

We're going on tour!

For two nights, from London to Guildford then back to London again. Big time.

On Good Friday we're playing at the Boiler Room in Guildford.
On Easter Saturday we're playing at the Willmington Arms in Farringdon.

And some nice words http://gimmetinnitus.com/2009/03/mp3-the-patio-set-highgate-owl-nightmare/

Thanks,

MICHAEL

Sunday, 15 March 2009

BURST

We don't post enough needless crap on this. Not that this is needless crap. It isn't. I like it a lot.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lJDY0w-lR0c

Tuesday, 3 February 2009

FREE GIG TOMORROW!!!

At The Legion on Old St. We're on at 9:50.

Mike

Sunday, 1 February 2009

Patio Cafe Orchestra

Ric off of that Artrocker website asked us to write a little feature about a band what influenced us. We did. Here it be:

http://www.artrocker.tv/features/article/fanbase-7-the-patio-set-on-the-penguin-cafe-orchestra

Monday, 26 January 2009

Beet Roots and Leaves

Check out these cheeky snaps of PatioSetUK's featured reader's wife, Gareth John.

He'll be telling you a little bit about how to make Beetroot Soup. Needless to say he can beet/beat our soup whenever he wants. ROFL. Or our roots for that matter.

(having only taken photos of the second half of my venture, you will have to imagine the first half. I've also forgotten the ingredients, so you'll have to imagine those too)




So, by now you will be boiling your ingredients over a heat with water on them.


Ensure that they remain so.




Take out your pickled gherkins and, bear with me...


HA



Stir in with GOATS' CHEESE until the two are mixed.



It looks shit, but that's cos I ain't got a good camera. In the light of day the rich, anaemic greens of the gherkins and the dull grey of the cheese are a feast for the eyes. Not just the stomach.


Return to your hot canister of INGREDIENTS and turn the hot air underneath it off.



Put it in one of these and, at this point, forget to take anyt photographs. This will ensure that the most exciting part of your evening (read: week) will not be documented.

The lid of your thing should look like this





Then simply pour it all in to nice Ikea bowls that your landlord bought and put the weird cheese and gherkin thing in.



Cloak your soup in shadow and consume with what looks like the end of a snooker cue.

I hope this helps!!!